Rappers Delight

I hail from a town called Bingham, ME.
Where almost everyone
has the same last name.
If your not down with Boston,
your a sinner here.
Plenty of hicks with Marb's,
and Budweiser beer.
The guys like Taylor and the girls like Tim.
Physical fitness is gone,
so the pickins are slim.
To weightlift at Valley is simlpy taboo,
So come on down, don't be afraid!
Cause here if your 18, you can date people in third grade.